Be there, I will call you…

Sunday, late evening, 8’o clock :

My phone was ringing… I picked up the call… That was my friend caling me….

“Hey Rahul,I’m going downstairs so be there somewhere around your cellphone, I will call you, ok?”

“Ah! But, I’m also going somewhere out so I’ll be driving that time…”

“Ok then be on handsfree na? I need some help”

“Alright!”

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Monday, afternoon, 1’o clock, more than 16 hours later :

I was sitting in the office & so far she has not called me, I mean just imagine if I would have really equipped myself with handsfree all the way since she has told me, it would have looked so stupid. I mean how can I sleep whole night with my handsfree on & get ready for the office?

So moral of the story is “When a girl calls you & ask you to follow something suddenly & unexpectedly, don’t really follow them, take them seriously only when they are crying. I mean not all the time, but most of the time, they say exactly opposite of whatever they actually have on their mind.”

May be in this case she wanted to say “Rahul, don’t wait for my call, I’ll be busy till tomorrow” ;-)

I’m very sure by the time I finish writing this, she will call me & she will be all cool, completely forgotten that she had kept me waiting for more than 16 hours and guess what? Dare I mention it , I’ll be killed :-)

Ok jokes apart, I don’t really mean to offend girls here, it’s just that; proabably that’s how God created them. Trust me, if a guy does the same to a girl, he will not be forgiven for any damn excuse, even if he says, “I just survived a car accident & was in the trauma” :-)

P.S. See as I said above, she is on call with me right now & so far she has not at all mentioned anything about yesterday? ;-)

Words Women Use

Just take it easy girls… No intention to offend, Have a good laugh! :-)

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not the permission, DON’T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

:-)

50 Secrets Girls Have To Know About Guys

Girls, have you ever thought, that even boys can have secrets?”

Yes, they do have secrets… Though, guys are not as complicated as girls; they do have few things which I’m sure very few people might have noticed. To be very honest; when this came to my mind I started searching for some reference data & here is the list of final 50 secrets which I could collect from those various resources. Some of those are experienced by me so adding up with my special comments :-)

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
–If you are a female & have ever met me then I must have already mentioned this at least once.

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2. Guys hate flirts.
–Especially the guy next door flirting with my girl.

 

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
–I doubt… At least not applicable to me.

 

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
–I know you are smiling, I completely agree.

 

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
–OMG! This is the first thing, I always ask when someone picks up my call.

 

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
–Hope you girls believe it.

 

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
–Just to be more precise, Probably he will mention those things only when you are together but he will never ever mention it when you are in public. He strongly feels, you are the best.

 

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
–Especially, of the girl, they love to be with.

 

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
–Yeah! they can… ;-)

 

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
–Absolutely right! We don’t care about your eX, y or z

 

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
–You know why I smiled.

 

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t.
–That’s how they are biologically designed, can’t do much, just regret later :-)

 

13. Guys cry!!!
–And when they do, they are really upset, support them.

 

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
–Not necessarily always.

 

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
–I strongly disagree because at least I can…

 

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
–Yes they do have feelings…

 

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
–But first & foremost you should realise that you did.

 

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
–Ahhh!!! You got it right!

 

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
–It means a lot to them.

 

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
–May be butterflies in the stomach :-P

 

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favour, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
–This is true… so back off.. (Sorry for being blunt…but that’s the fact)

 

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
–And he comes with new strategy next day :-)

 

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
–It would be so easy for him to take actions accordingly.

 

24. Guys hate gays!
–I do

 

25. Guys love their moms.
–Hmmm! I miss my Mom! (Married girls- please comment, although I know what’s on your mind :-) )

 

26. A guy would sacrifice his bills for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
–Or a pair of sandals/chocolates…

 

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
–Ahhhh! This is bit tricky but all true!

 

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
–so moral here is, do listen to me. ;-)

 

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
–Though he might not have expressed it ever before or earlier.

 

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
–I’m not sure so no comments!

 

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
–And contrary to that , the girl they are in madly love with, is their strength.

 

32. Guys are very open about themselves.
–Oh! Yeah! They need to be controlled!

 

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
–Or else he will start exploring other opportunities.

 

34. No guy is bad when he is courting
–Not really… I disagree.

 

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
–And hairstyle too

 

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
–So don’t even doubt him if he compliments you, just accept it, it will make your day wonderful!

 

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
–I cannot comment, as I’ve never experienced this.

 

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
–This is simply true vice-versa. Human mind!

 

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
–Never take his teasing as a criticism, if he loves you, he never mean to criticise you. He wants the best out of you. Just smile, even if he says “You have put on some weight than that of our previous date” :-)

 

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
–May be!

 

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
–Not sure if at all.

 

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
–So I never go for it. Better stick to roses.

 

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
–No idea.

 

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
–Really? I don’t agree. Guys can… seriously! I mean I can but nobody tells me the secret. :-p

 

45. Guys think too much.
–No doubt… they do…

 

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
–Hmmm, let’s not get into this. They can think about any damn crazy thing.

 

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
– I’m laughing loud, rolling on the floor. True! True!! True!!! :-) I can actually write a full article on this statement…

 

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
–Hmmm, that’s true…

 

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
–Never tried but I still agree.

 

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go off his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for over the years.
–Hmmm! Really? Interesting…

 

A Boy & A Girl!

There are certain things in life which are unexpected & definitely surprising too. If you’ve checked Thoughts section on my site, you’ll find one pretty similar article which I drafted almost 3 years back.Sometimes these surprises are pleasent but sometimes, very confusing & we start searching for the reason , why it must have happened? Ya ya I know I know thinking too much is not good for your health, atleast not good for your mental health, but thinking sometimes is just so spontaneous that you have no hold at all.

 

I’ll tell you a story about a boy & a girl. No no dont worry I’m not going to tell you damn old typical so called lovestory, in fact its a very practical day-to-day life simple story. How things get bad unexpectedly & how confusion takes over? Ok, let’s get back to the point, a boy & a girl who used to be friends as you must have guessed by this time now :-) (Really, were they? sorry guys but I’m not sure whether they were friends or not? …. Anyways lets not get into that now) But, all I can say is that they used to enjoy talking to each other atleast when it comes to pulling legs of others or commenting on how funny people behave in our day to day life, both used to laugh together & talk a lot about such funny creatures. In fact, girl had a habit of laughing so loudly that sometime even guy had to remind her about their presence in public places. so in short actually it was a good healthy relationship amongst them.

One day as usual they were discussing something funny & in that trans, girl passed some comment on this guy which somehow put this guy on the toes. He felt that why was that comment passed on him but still he did not react. He was upset but he could not figure out what was the logic behind that comment. Sorry guys but I’m not aware of the comment which girl passed on :-( so almost for next 2-3 days guy did not talk to girl & but finally after few days guy told girl about this stuff & thing he was upset about. Girl who was not sure how to explain that it was purely unintentional comment but still she told this fellow that, she did not mean to hurt him, also guy confessed that he wasn’t hurt but slightly upset with the unexpected comment. So issue was over by that time, was that really?

No, it was not. Next day onwards, they never talked with each other, like they used to, they never laughed together & interaction between them became absolutely formal.

Now, if I start thinking about the misunderstanding which actually led to complications, I’m confused. Ok lets consider if it was the girl who made a upsetting comment on the guy then she has already explained that it was purely unintentional so guy should not have mind it as that was a part of fun but then if it was a guy who mistakenly took this comment personally then he has also confessed that he did not take it seriously but its just that made him upset with the unexpected comment. Now, the question is who’s fault was that which actually spoilt a nice healthy friendship?

Ya I know guys by this time, you are also confused. You must be thinking, What message exactly I’m trying to convey when I’m narrating this piece of story. All I want to say is that sometimes some unexpected things can spoil some nice relations. so I will say “Dont think much”, definitely thinking moderately is accepted but make sure it doesn’t complicate the problem. Take the life the way it comes & live life every moment… :-)

Men and Women!!!

 

Guys just a quick stressbuster for you… You might have read this somewhere, but still surely going to make you smile again!!! :-)

Some basic facts about Men and Women
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First Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

 

Now Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Are you desperate???

Guys read this… One of my friend forwarded me & I thought I should share this one with you…. :-) I know its a lengthy article but read it, its really worth.

Even I’m not sure who is the original author but its very interesting…

What not to do when you are desperate about having a girl friend !!

My target readers

If you are a guy, age >=22 and still single….welcome to the club. Read this very seriously.

If you are a guy, not single then reading this is not worth your time.

If you are a girl there is nothing new here, I know most of you are omniscient.

On a random day, at a random place you come across a random girl and you get an instant feeling that she is the “one” for you. In the next few mins of talk, the inevitable question comes up “Are you on Orkut?”…Now that’s the beginning. You take her email ID, flick her chat ID from Orkut and start loading her inbox with messages, forwards, funny mails, quotes etc etc… You are always online for her and the moment you comes online the question pops up on her window, “Hey hi, wass up?” You always go to places where there is a chance of seeing her. You try to run in to her and pretend that it was accidental. You wear nice dresses and try to look good on the days when there is a high probability of meeting her. After that you take her phone number and start calling her every day. For the first few days she picks up the phone, then slowly she starts giving the busy tone and the next stage is total avoidance. But, you always believe that she is interested in you or at least you don’t want to accept the truth. For some of you the big day comes when you express your feelings to her and you don’t even have to wait for her reply, it is generally, “I did not see you in that way, can we be just friends?” :-) Some don’t even reach that stage, they hide their feelings, but in either case one thing is common, the girl’s name ends up being the password for the next few months. :-)

As soon as they realize that they have reached the “age”, guys start trying to impress girls. Some try to show-off that they are smart and some have this weird belief that girls consider stupid guys as cute. Intelligence to innocence, being introvert to extrovert, being classy to messy, strong to weak …anything and everything, every guy has own strategy. I don’t know who came up with this quote “Everything is fair in love and war”, he (not she) must probably have been one of them. I don’t know why guys fail to understand that girls are smart enough to understand all these and why would not they? Even before they realize that they are “girls”, guys start hitting on them, one after the other, day and night, not allowing them even to breathe properly.

After reading till here some of you might be in dilemma whether you are really desperate or not. It’s very easy to come to a conclusion. Take a paper and answer the following questions in Yes or No

1. Whenever you see a girl walking on the road ahead of you, Do you increase your walking speed, walk past her and then turn back to see her face?
2. Do you become very conscious about what you are talking, when you are around with girls?
3. Do you try to be cool or someone else in order to impress girls?
4. Do you think staying clam or moody when in a group makes the girl think about you?
5. You ask a girl to join you for lunch or coffee; do you think a YES from other side is an indication that she is interested in you?
6. Do you keep staring at girls?
7. Are you ready to date a girl even if she is around with someone else as well?
8. Is “Girls” the main topic of all your discussions with your friends?

If you find even a single “YES” in the paper then YOU ARE DESPERATE. Be a man, accept it. :-)

Now the real question “What not to do when you are desperate about having a girl friend?”

Did you actually believe that I would come up with some solution or tips? Had I known it, would I be still single? It was just a trick to make you guys read this one. But, I have one tip though, first and foremost STOP being desperate. I know that it is difficult. At least try not to show that you are desperate. The rule is simple, “No one in this world cares for a thing that is easily gettable” and FYI girls are never worried about finding a guy and why do they have to? Did you ever come across a girl who never had a BF or never been proposed by a guy? If yes, then that’s a miracle, you met a rare species or an extinct one in this world.

If you got the tip that you wanted and don’t want to read any further it’s fine. But, I would recommend reading further. Trust me, keep reading.

We know that we are the ones who make the girls realize that they are important, treat them as if they are precious, tell them that they are beautiful and show that they are in demand. We buy them gifts, spend all the money we have, do their work, roam around with them all the time, carry their stuff and in the end what do we get in return? a few thanks and an offer to be a good friend. Do we need all this? If 1/1000 th of the time wasted on a girl is spent on a guy you will find a friend for a lifetime. Just play some game together or watch a movie, give him a cigarette or buy him a drink and that is it. Realize that spending a night with your friends drinking till everyone pukes, having a hangover throughout the next day is more fun than spending the same night with your girl in a pub buying her drinks, talking crap, listening crap, making some crap moves….. What ever.

I know that at some point of time in your life you might have realized all this. But, there is a need to educate the rest and also pass on the message to the future generations. I dream of a day when guys are in demand and girls start worrying about finding a guy. I hope the day comes soon.

If you are still desperate, you need a second read.

P.S.: To the girls: If you think that some guy is crazy about you and trying hard to impress you, please tell him immediately if you are not interested.

“Great job Man!!! I’m still searching who actually wrote this article but I guess really worth reading, so guys did you understand where actually problem is :-) anyways I’m not saying stop all fun but in short have a nice time even if you are with your male/female friends, in either case… :-) No but I dont mean Dostana ;-)

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus!

Huh!!! Very familiar & popular topic. This is a well known fact that boys and girls are surely different in all the aspects. Even if it is the simplest issue of shopping or most critical issue of solving a problem is concerned, both have their own ways of approaching the problem. Usually we find that men try to solve a problem in more logical way while women tend to solve problems in more or less emotional way. In other words, men use brain in very straightforward result oriented approach while girls use their hearts to solve a problem & simultaneously build or maintain a very nice relationship.

No, hold on here I don’t mean girls use no brains to solve problems but I mean they more likely to be more emotional than being logical. So this one is the most basic important difference in Men & women, probably causing lots of more differences when both of them interacting with each other. Ok now let me first tell you guys that I’ll try to share my experiences or my views on how to maintain better relation but I’ve no intention to target or criticize any of them, neither girls nor boys. As being a guy, I can tell you better, how guys can communicate nicely with girls.

For example: If you talk to a woman in her language on her level on her favourite topics, do I need to tell you explicitly that you will get better results than you would if you just doing your own thing. :-) But I don’t mean that all that you should keep on discussing her favourite topics. No, not at all. But as you know women are more inclined to talk things than man would. Women prefer to resolve conflicts, discussing various aspects of situation. They just want to recollect the topic over & over until it has been completely resolved. While men tend to stay away from the discussion & move on quickly since they think discussing again on the same topic will create more problems but this can in fact cause problems between them because Men shuts down & women feels neglected.
The smart man will figure out this problem, will listen to the woman in his life. But he should not only listen, he should respond, comment, ask questions & somehow keep the conversation going until she thinks its resolved now. Now here is most critical part.

I know guys you must be thinking “boss, you expect us to listen girls all these things” Yes, I know sometime you loose your patience & that is harmful which could make the situation worst. That is why I said, don’t just listen, respond, comment & if you have some valid arguments put them in a very precise manner. This will not only satisfy her need to communicate but it will also get the issues open. This could work to your advantage also, particularly if you are in a relationship that you really care about.

So as I said men & women are different for sure but if you are watchful & pay attention to the signals she is passing, you can surely learn how to communicate with them effectively. Just try to recognise them, look them in the eye & pay attention to little clues that she will give. Talk to her & let her know that you are paying her attention. When you are at the same level of communication she is already, you will surely have her attention. And just make a note of one thing, in such situations don’t try to make fun out of her, this will create so many problems again. :-)

At least these are some things which I have noticed so far in my life & probably because of that I have quite a few very nice female friends as well. :-)

Few things about girls

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Ok so guys here are certain things which I’ve noticed so far about girls. Probably you can apply these things to guys also but I found them more suitable on girls, may be because I don’t notice/watch guys in more or less in that sense :-)

So coming back to the point. First let me clarify that I’m going to put only some aspects about girls which are concerned to their external appearances, external beauty & not about their nature/behaviour. Yes I believe internal beauty, nature, behaviour of a person are also significant properties but may be I’ll write that in my other article as I’ve been doing in my previous articles up to certain extent. So this article is totally about the girl’s external beauty & presentation. Also, in no ways I’ve any intention to target any specific girl. In fact, I’ve been personally respecting girls & I will. So girls you can also read this with open mind.

Ok so as long as I’ve understood girls, I can broadly classified them in 4 categories.

Good Looking Presentation
Smart Girls Yes Excellent
Average Girls Yes Bad
Ordinary Girls No At least, try to present nicely
Very Ordinary Girls No Bad

 

There are 4 types of girls viz. Smart, Average, Ordinary & very ordinary. Let’s take a look at all of them one by one.

Smart Girls: These are the girls who are definitely good looking & additionally they are aware of it & so they usually present themselves very nicely, in fact excellently. Here, I mean the way they dress, their body language, appearance in public places, their confidence levels. All in all everything up to the mark so for sure these girls rock but please do not misinterpret these girls with over smart girls, as these are very much down to earth. Probably you must be thinking that I’m talking about dream girl but seriously these type of girls do exist.

Average girls: Unfortunately, these girls aren’t aware of the fact that they are really good looking. These girls probably don’t know how much potential they have? Sometimes they dress badly or somehow they can’t put themselves decently, may be because they are just too casual or negligent about their appearance. But seriously believe me they just need a makeover & they will be wonderful.

Ordinary girls: Actually these girls are not so good looking but they continuously put so much efforts to present themselves decently & even sometime they are successful too. But sometime they turn out to be over smart.

Very Ordinary girls: I feel very sorry for these girls. These girls are unfortunately average looking and one step further they are just too casual to present themselves decently. Less confident ,always confused & not at all concerned about the presentation.

So guys & girls what do you think? Your comments always welcomed…

I recommend reading this: I met my best friend’s parents

Her Diary Vs. His Diary!!!

HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love u,too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. DAMN IT!!! :-)
Now that’s called Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!! ;-)